dean, i'm sorry man, but i've got some REALLY bad news for you...

brace yourself, then click here.



...need a hug?

[Filtered from Dean]

guys, i think i need some advice.

y'ever have too much to drink and end up saying something a little TOO truthful to someone you care about, and then immediately wish you could take it all back?

...now multiply that by ten, throw in some evil fucking mojo from a supernatural critter, and top off the whole deal by having your own brother about half a second away from chopping you up with an AXE, and that was my weekend.

the thing i want to know now is... how the hell do i FIX this? 'sorry, man' just doesn't seem to cut it. full pun intended.

[Filtered to Dean]

hey dean, just out of curiosity...

WHEN, exactly, were you planning on telling me about your 'inter-species' relationship?

...did i happen to mention that i'm bored?

so here's a way simple meme, to help me pass the time. take pity on me and participate, folks.

( easymeme )


[Filtered to Castiel]

okay, confession time, cas. what's going on between you and dean?

all magicians ARE douchebags, but you gotta admit, those narrow, houdini-like escapes just NEVER get old. pretty sure me and dean still have a few tricks we could stand to learn, though.

on the upside, at least i managed to avoid being the one who got choked this time. guess my luck's finally improving.



[Private Entry]

no more fucking around. i don't want us to be doing this kind of shit when we're dad's age, or worse, still trying to hang on to the past like those three pathetic old has-beens.

assuming dean and i can even make it that long. our track record so far isn't real impressive.

...lilith has to go down. i'm done making excuses for myself.

y'know what never ceases to amaze me?

now, some of you might say to yourself, 'the gravity-defying properties of john sheppard's hair?', but you'd only be PARTIALLY right.

the correct answer is... my brother.

no matter how long the road may be, or how busy we are saving stupid oblivious naive innocent people from the things that go bump in the night (not to mention trying to prevent that pesky demon apocalypse looming on the horizon), somehow, dean ALWAYS finds the time to make new friends.

like 'chief', for example. from what i hear, the two of them hit it off REALLY well. you guys should make a point to ask him ALL about it.

...oh, and dean? just a little helpful advice regarding safewords: learn it, live it, USE it.

another road trip, another prolonged absence.

guys, thanks a bunch for all the happy birthday wishes. it means a lot that so many of you remembered, when i'd kinda forgotten the date, myself. sure hope i get the chance to take you nice folks up on those offers of free booze (and pancakes!) someday. no one said anything about birthday spankings, though. i'm disappointed.

in other news...

lorne, happy belated. and some way past-due congrats to you and ianto on the rugrat. can't say that i'm jealous, though. kids are... sticky.

tony, welcome to the jungle.

i know there's other stuff/people i should be mentioning, but i'm a little distracted at the moment. remind me to pay attention to you, and i'll get right on that. oh, there are memes, too. what a great way to kill time and ignore dean.

sorry, danny. i do stupid shit exactly 0% of the time, or i'd be long dead by now. better luck next time.

( jou's FIRSTS meme )

[Filtered to Ray]

...i suppose some congratulations are in order for you, too? AND fraser? how'd things go, if you don't mind my asking.

who in their right mind tries to raise a DEMON on easter, FFS? no one, that's who.

...except for crazy-ass druids.

finally got to meet castiel, so i guess this whole 'stop the raising of samhain or there WILL be smiting' deal isn't so bad.

no, wait. it IS that bad. but hey, no pressure.

dean, lay off the cadbury creme eggs, or you're gonna eat yourself into a diabetic coma. you don't want to miss out on the big end-of-the-world, zombie-ghost orgy, do you?

please. someone ask me what i've been up to for the past few days. i'm dyin' to tell this story. i mean, of ALL the wacky shit that dean and i (mostly dean) have gotten ourselves into over the years, this ghost-sickness thing is WAY up at the top of the list. of wacky shit.

in short, it really DOES pay to be a good person (like yours truly). oh, and it never hurts to have awesome friends who can say things like 'buru-buru' with a straight face, and know how to read japanese.

( ...for this is what badass looks like. )